Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stoke or tragedy, become the hero of an unbelievable melodrama, or the clown in a sidesplitting comedy - any of these within a few hours.
- Bobby Jones
Happiness is a long walk with a putter in your hand.
- Wayne Grady
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
- Buddy Hackett
Serenity is knowing that your worse shot is still pretty good.
- Johnny Miller
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen - you will hear an alibi.
- P. G. Wodehouse.